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What did King Arthur sleep with when from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light

Q Where does Napolean keep his armiesA from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

What did the Pharaohs use to keep from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

What does the BC incribed on the from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did they do at the Boston from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

When crossing the Delaware River why did from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

Do you know the th President of from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

How did you do in your tests from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !

Youve failed history again Well you always from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !

Why did the pioneers cross the country from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

What did Napoleon become when he was from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !

How did Columbuss men sleep on their from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

What did Paul Revere say when he from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

The Spanish explorers went round the world from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

What do history teachers make when they from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !

My teacher reminds me of history Shes from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

Im learning ancient history So am I from Flashcomment History jokes Jokes
I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !